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Created on 2005-09-19 17:11:23 (#8332112), last updated 2009-09-29
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Basic Info| Name: | TARANTULA |
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| Location: | LA LA LA, California, United States |
| Website: | children of the lotus |
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Text Message BioBeing a man isn't all people say, just ask HeMan, the Fonz, Maddox, Jack Nicholson or me.
Yea, being a man has changed my whole routine. After I do my morning thing
(I eat some nails in a bowl of vineagar and shit shrapnel) I have to go to work,
but now I have to work like a man. Now that i've become a man the world's changed,
it turned into a big warm sphere that's totally horny for me. Now I have to stop smiling
at random women when I ride my cycle to work. They can't handle it.
Last girl I smiled at said (after she woke up from her coma) that she cummed ten times
just at first site of me. I told her "thats all, next time we'll go for eleven".
When that slid off my tongue she couldn't contain her passion and her face melted.
I laughd like hell
Being a man means not having time for myspace, so if I take too long replying to you,
or don't reply at all you know it's because I'm busy polishing my giant eggplant balls.
Yea, being a man has changed my whole routine. After I do my morning thing
(I eat some nails in a bowl of vineagar and shit shrapnel) I have to go to work,
but now I have to work like a man. Now that i've become a man the world's changed,
it turned into a big warm sphere that's totally horny for me. Now I have to stop smiling
at random women when I ride my cycle to work. They can't handle it.
Last girl I smiled at said (after she woke up from her coma) that she cummed ten times
just at first site of me. I told her "thats all, next time we'll go for eleven".
When that slid off my tongue she couldn't contain her passion and her face melted.
I laughd like hell
Being a man means not having time for myspace, so if I take too long replying to you,
or don't reply at all you know it's because I'm busy polishing my giant eggplant balls.
ConnectInterests (10):
alice in wonderland, arrested development, being cool like veronica, long pees, moon, punky color, quantum physics, the power of now, trascendentalism, vagina
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Schools:
Los Angeles County High School for the Arts - Los Angeles, CA (2003 - present)
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